A TBONE TO PICK WITH PRIME

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With college football quickly approaching, we have a few “TBONEs to pick with you.” Look for this from time to time during the season for a few controversial takes that make our blood boil. Thank you, Deion Sanders, for being our first “bone to pick” in 2024! 

Are there still Auburn fans who wish the Tigers would have hired Deion Sanders to replace Bryan Harsin as head coach? According to al.com writer, Yosef Goodman, after one game in 2023 the answer was “YES”!  

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2023/09/goodman-should-auburn-have-hired-deion-sanders.html 

Way back in 2022, current Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin, said they should also. Hmmm, sure thing Lane.  

https://www.tuscaloosanews.com/story/sports/college/ole-miss/2022/11/02/ole-miss-football-lane-kiffin-endorses-deion-sanders-auburn-coach/69613900007/ 

What do you say Tiger fans? According to this article from the past some of you wanted Prime to have been hired at Auburn. 

https://fansided.com/posts/auburn-regret-deion-sanders-hugh-freeze 

Well, that was then, and this is now. Over the past month Deion Sanders has completely embarrassed himself and the University of Colorado continually for no good reason. In his most recent tantrum, Deion Sanders attacked local members of the Colorado press. In the article below you can see terms like Jerk, Bully, Hostile and Failure being used to describe the brash Sanders.  

https://fansided.com/posts/denver-news-outlets-scorched-earth-deion-sanders 

Even worse, Sanders faced more problems from the media in a Denver Post opinion column by local writer Sean Keeler. Auburn fans who wanted Primetime, and his 4-8 2023 record, please take the time to read this article and allow true professionals moving forward like AU Athletic Director, John Cohen, to do their job without your opinion. Can you imagine your head coach saying things like the following.  

“I’m not doing anything with CBS. Next question,” or “It ain’t got nothing to do with you. It’s above that. It ain’t got nothing to do with you. I’ve got love for you; I appreciate and respect you. It ain’t got nothing to do with you. They know what they did.” 

Hard to believe with that vocabulary in a real-life press conference that the Auburn power structure did not hire Deion Sanders on the spot! Would you delusional fans who wanted Sanders like to take a deeper peek behind the Colorado curtain for a real look at the championship environment that program has established? If so, ponder the article below! 

https://athlonsports.com/college/colorado-buffaloes/all-buffaloes/football/deion-sanders-chaotic-culture-turns-into-locker-room-violence-in-colorado 

Sounds nice and you are correct Lane, Auburn should have hired Deion Sanders over Hugh Freeze said no one ever. Things are going swimmingly in Colorado right now compared to Auburn. Rivals has the ‘Buffs ranked 90th in national recruiting right now while the Tigers are ranked 5th. I am sure though; Deion Sanders would have Auburn ranked number one in recruiting nationally right now! And I also have ocean front property in Notasulga for sale right now cheap and from Hwy 14 you can see the sea! Thank you, John Cohen, for not considering the thoughts or moronic fans who actually thought Deion would be a good fit on the plains. One more thing arm-chair Athletic Directors out there, do us all a favor and never comment on a hire moving forward again. Thanks!  

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